Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Joke From Singapore..

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
You are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!


Kak Lady said...

Hahaha...macam2 aje acik ila ni....

meera said...

kehkehkehkeh... lawak arrr acik ni...

oh ya selamat bercuti hehehe...

Anonymous said...

lawak memanglah lawak jugak, tapi rasanya kami di sini masih bertuah... mungkin di Malaysia akan dtg macam tu jugak...

acik ila said...

lawak nie diforwardkan oleh org singapore gak.. dah selalu ke sana ada le beberapa singkatan dorang yg acik selalu nampak kat sana..

bila baca memang lawak.. tapi takut org singapore terasa lak.. sorry ekk jgn marahh.. kita gegurau je :D

meera said...

salam acik... wooo nexwik cuti lagik ek... Selamat bercuti. nak kopok lekor... hehehe

acik ila said...

a'aah next week cuti lagi.. beraya kat kampung lah pulak..

nak kopok leko meh le umah.. :D