Monday, December 04, 2006

MAMMOGRAM

Tak pernah pulak buat mammogram.. tapi it's good to have it done.. baca nie macam ngeri je nak buat test tu.. kelakar pun ader gak.. :D


GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED

This is hilarious! Make sure you read the whole thing.
There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there.

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!

My skin was stretched a nd mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I sur ely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick their balls in there,
And see how they come out!!
OK ladies, now that you have had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer Awareness. Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends, and even your enemies because the WORST enemy is Breast Cancer!!

3 comments:

meera said...

salam acik... aritu ada terbaca kat blog ni yg henpon acik ilang ek... abis tu no lama masih digunakan atau ada no baru? kalo guna no baru, nnt ym saya no tu ya..

acik ila said...

no acik sama je meera.. masalahnya skang nie, acik yg takde no meera.. semua dah ilang.. so, meera le yg kena bagi acik no meera.. hehehe.. hehehehe

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