Thursday, November 30, 2006

Cheers to all Women over 30 !

Kali nie nak cerita tentang kahwin. Ader orang kalau bercerita bab nikah kawen nie, bukan main lagi.. happy sakan, nak2 yang lelaki.. perempuan pun ada gak, tapi takde le excited sangat macam lelaki. Bila cuti sekolah je, jemputan kawin berderet2, tak memang tangan. Hari Ahad tetiap minggu mesti dapat satu undangan. Ada sampai dua tiga majlis untuk satu hari.. haaaa mana satu nak pergi tu.. pening gak kalau memikirkannya, dah la tu jarak satu sama lain bukannya dekat..

Ada orang jodohnya cepat dan ada orang jodohnya lambat.. Tapi kalau lelaki kawen lambat takpe, pompan tak boleh, katanya ada “expiry date..” ishkkk dorang nie.. Di kalangan kenkawan, aku nie dikira yang paling lambat kawin.. umur dah 30an baru kawen.. dah jodoh lambat nak kata apa.. sebelum kawen puas le kena giat.. memacam orang kata.. anak dara tak laku la, andartu la.. memilih la.. (aiiii mesti le memilih, ingat apa.. ikan kat pasar pun kena pilih tau.. ikan mata merah kita tak amik..). Banyak lagi lah gelaran yang diberikan pada aku dulu. Tapi aku pedulik apa, pekakkan telinga lagi bagus.. asal kita tak kacau orang dah.. orang yang mengata2 orang tu, dorang happy ke :D..

This is EXCELLLENTT!!! :-))

This is for all girls 30 years and above.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's ...
AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...This was written by
Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:


As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who She is what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the Age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her Women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.

Ladies, I apologies.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realise it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage!


4 comments:

meera said...

salam acik... memula nak ucap tima kasih...

saya suka perenggan yg terakhir tu... apalah sgt yg ada pada sosej tu ek...

Anonymous said...

Tak tahan nak gelak pulak pasal perenggan akhir tuh..ditambah pula dengan komentar diatas...

Sosej tuh kalau tak sodap digoreng...rebuskan ajer...he.he.he..

acik ila said...

salam meera .. terima kasih kembali.. itu le meera.. betul gak tu.. aper yang ada pada little sosej tu kan.. kan.. kan..

aikss nbk pun gelak gak baca part sosej tu.. kah.. kah.. kah

Anonymous said...

hahhahaha..sausage tu mmg best!!! Yang tak ada sausage tu makan ajelah sausage yg beli kat kedai..ngehhh