Thursday, August 10, 2006

Air- Jenazaah...heard of it, yet to travel, surely once in our l ifetime

Fly Air-Janaazah

1.When we are leaving this world for the next, it shall be like a trip to a foreign country. Where details of that country will not be found in glamorous travel brochures the Holy Quran and Hadith.

2.Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air, Singapore Airlines or Emirates but Air Janaazah.

3.Where our luggage won't be allowed to be 30kg, but our deeds, no matter how heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage, they are carried free of charge, with compliments from our Creator.

4.Where our dress won't be Pierre Cardin or the like, but the white cotton shroud.

5.Where our perfume won't be Channel or Paco Rabane, but camphor and attar.

6.Where our passport won't be Singapore, British or India but Al-Islam.

7.Where our visas won't be six months leave to stay or else,but Laa Ilaaha Illalah Muhammadur Rasool Allah.

8.Where our air hostess won't be gorgeous female, but his name is Izra-eel.

9.Where the in flight service won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of beautiful scented or foul smelling cloth.

10.Where our destination won't be Jeddah International or Chennai Airport but the last terminal graveyard.

11.Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms, but the six- feet deep gloomy qabr.

12.Where the immigration officer won't be his Majesty's officer but Munkar and Nakeer. They only check out whether you deserve the place, you yearn to go.

13.Where there is no need for custom officers or detectors.

14.Where the transit airport will be Al-Barzakh.

15.Where our final place of destination will either be the garden under which river flow or the hell fire.

16.The trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge so your Savings would not come handy.

17.The flight can never be hijacked, so you don't worry about terrorist.

18.Food won't be served on this flight, so do not worry about allergies or whether the food is Halal.

19.Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as it will become things of the past.

20. Don't worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.

21.Don't worry about in-flight entertainment program because you would have lost all your sense of joy.

22.Do not worry about booking this trip it has already been booked(return ticket) the day you became a fetus in your mother's womb.

23.At last the good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.

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