For your reading.........

The 90/10 Principle Author : Stephen Covey

Have you read this before? Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react..

What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%.

The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. How? By your reaction. You cannot control a red light, but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; can control how you react..

Let's use an example. You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just what happened. What happens when the next will be determined by how you react? You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in our relationship with your spouse and daughter. Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning.

Why did you have a bad day?

A) Did the coffee cause it?

B) Did your daughter cause it?

C) Did the policeman cause it?

D) Did you cause it?

The answer is D. You had no control over what appended with the coffee. How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your a day. Here is what could have and should have happened. Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "It's ok honey, you just need to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having. Notice the difference? Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different. Why?


Because of how you REACTED. You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off) Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive?

Remember the 90/10 principle; now do not worry about it. You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job. The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.

Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse.

Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle. The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache. There never seem to be a success in life. Bad days follow bad days. Terrible things seem to be constantly happening.

There is constant stress, lack of joy, and broken relationships. Worry consumes time. Anger breaks friendships and life seems dreary and is not enjoyed to the fullest. Friends are lost. Life is a bore and often seems cruel. Does this describe you? If so, do not be discouraged You can be different!

Understand and apply the 90/10 principle. It will change your life.

Waiting For A Perfect Man

Perfection is God business..

To achieve it, you have to KNOW it in your HEAD and BELIEVE it in your HEART - L. Schmitt

Himpunan Cerita kelakar Bodoh.. Salam Berhujung Minggu

Jangan Terlalu Yakin

Amin baru saja tersedar setelah menjalani pembedahan,
dan dia melihat ada dua orang pesakit lain yang berada
di wadnya. Dengan rasa lega dia berkata : " Syukurlah,
semuanya sudah berlalu..."
"Jangan terlalu yakin", kata Akbar yang tidur di
sebelah kanan tempat tidurnya. "Kelmarin mereka
meninggalkan gunting di dalam perutku, dan aku harus
menjalani pembedahan sekali lagi....!"
Yusril yang berada disebelah kiri tempat tidurnya
menyela :
"Kelmarin dulu, aku juga mengalami pembedahan ulang
kerana mereka tertinggal sebuah perkakas pembedahan di
dalam perutku.."
Tepat pada saat itu, Doktor muncul di depan pintu dan
berseru :
"Adakah sesiapa yang melihat handphone saya?"

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Juruterbang Bodoh

Pesawat Air Lines sedang mengalami gangguan enjin di
udara. "May day,may day,may day...!!",terdengar
juruterbang siarkan S.O.S melalui radio.
"Pesanan anda didengar jelas,"kata petugas dek menara
pengawas,"Harap beritahukan tinggi dan posisi anda
segera..!!"
"Ya,baik,"jawab juruterbang itu,"Saya tinggi 1.8 cm
dan saya duduk di kerusi yang paling depan!"

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Angka 13

Ketukan di pintu mengejutkan sepasang kekasih yang
sedang berkasih-kasihan dengan asyiknya.. "Cepat, itu
suamiku," kata si wanita yang diserang ketakutan.
"Loncatlah dari jendela!"
"Tunggu dulu. Kita kan sedang di tingkat 13!" bantah
si lelaki.
"Cepat loncat!" teriak si wanita dengan paniknya.
"Keadaan sudah gawat begini, kamu masih percaya tahyul
dan soal angka sial!"

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Mahu Berbisik

Seorang anak kecil berlari masuk ke ruang tamu pada
ketika mama dan papanya sedang menjamu rakan-rakannya.
"Mama!!" teriaknya, "Saya ingin kencing."
Si mama membawa si anak ke bilik mandi dan berkata,
"Boboy, lain kali kalau kamu hendak ke bilik air utk
kencing maka katakanlah,
'Mama, saya mahu berbisik.' Itu lebih sopan,faham?"
"Baik mama.." kata si anak.
Beberapa malam kemudian, si anak terbangun dan berasa
hendak kencing. Dia masuk ke kamar papa dan mamanya
lalu mendekati mamanya yang sedang tertidur lelap.
"Mama, saya mahu berbisik," katanya sambil
menggoncang-goncang tubuh mamanya. Dengan malas dan
mengantuk, mamanya yang masih setengah tidur berkata ,
"Aduh Boboy.., kamu selalu mengganggu mama. Kalau mahu
berbisik, pergilah berbisik di telinga Papa di sana...

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Dua Ekor Anjing

Dua ekor anjing telah terperangkap di sebuah pulau dan
ingin berenang menuju ke seberang. Untuk sampai ke
seberang ia memerlukan stamina cukup. Anjing A
training habis-habisan, anjing B relaks je. Tiba
masanya kedua-duanya pun menyeberang dan anjing B
sampai awal daripada anjing A, sempat makan lagi.
Anjing A pun tak puas hati, tapi anjing B kata,
"Rileks la, aku ni kan anjing laut."

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Panggilan Sayang

Kamal diundang kawannya makan malam. Mizal, si tuan
rumah, memanggil isterinya dengan kata- kata Sayang...
Manis... Cintaku... Sayangku...
Kasihku... dan seumpamanya. Kamal memandang Mizal dan
berkata, "Romantis sekali, setelah berpuluh tahun
menikah, kau tetap memanggil isterimu dgn kata-kata
itu." Mizal mengangkat bahu dan berbisik,"Sebenarnya,
aku lupa namanya sejak tiga tahun lalu."

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Dua Pesakit Jiwa

Ada dua pesakit yang dirawat di rumah sakit jiwa
sedang menyusun rancangan untuk melarikan diri. Mereka
merancang untuk menggunakan tangga yang akan
diletakkan di pintu pagar RSJ tersebut. Rancangan itu
telah disusun dengan teliti sekali. Sebelum melarikan
diri, diutuslah orang gila pertama untuk melihat
situasi di depan. Kemudian dia melaporkan pada orang
gila kedua.
Gila 1 : "Aduh, rancangan kita pasti gagal"
Gila 2 : "Mengapa?Apakah pintu keluar dijaga ketat ?"
gila 1 : "Tidak, sama sekali tidak ada penjaga"
gila 2 : "Jadi mengapa ?'
gila 1 : "Kerana pintunya tidak ada. Dimana kita akan
meletakkan tangganya ?"

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Tangguh Lagi

Alex mengeluh kepada Robet kerana dia tidak dapat
menghilangkan kebiasaan buruknya iaitu suka menangguh
suatu pekerjaan. Robet memberikan sebuah solusi dengan
menunjukkan buku yang berjudul "BAGAIMANA SUPAYA ANDA
TIDAK MENUNDA LAGI". Alex mengambil buku itu lalu
berkata, "Baiklah, akan kubaca buku ini di lain masa."

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Teman Baik

Seorang ibu sedang bercakap dengan temannya.
"Kamu tahu tak...diantara 99 teman baikmu ada yang
main gila sama suamimu. Oleh itu kamu mesti
berhati-hati. Aku mengatakan hal ini bukan kerana
apa-apa, tapi kerana aku adalah teman baikmu'

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Yang Paling Berharga

Seorang pemuda dihadap ke mahkamah atas tuduhan
mencuri motor milik seorang gadis remaja.
"Saya sama sekali tidak mencurinya,Yang Arif " kata si
pemuda itu membela diri.
"Dia yang memberikan motor itu kepada saya. Ketika itu
dia pulang dari sekolah, dia meminta saya agar
memboncengkannya dengan motornya. Saya pun
boncengkannya. Lalu dalam perjalanan, di suatu semak
belukar,dia menyuruh saya berhenti. Di bukanya baju
dan seluarnya. Lalu katanya, saya boleh mengambil
miliknya yang paling berharga. Yang Arif, lalu saya
berfikir, bajunya memang berharga, tapi itu baju
wanita dan tak ada gunanya bagi saya. Jeansnya juga
terlalu kecil bagi saya. Kerana itu, apa boleh
buat terpaksa saya mengambil motornya. "

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Keadaan Suami

Seorang isteri menemani suaminya untuk pemeriksaan
kesihatan. Selesai pemeriksaan,doktor memanggil isteri
tersebut untuk membicarakan keadaan suaminya, berdua
saja.
"Suami puan menderita penyakit yang cukup berat, yang
di pengaruhi stress yang menimpa dirinya. Jika puan
ingin suami puan tetap hidup, lakukan nasihat2 yang
saya berikan," kata doktor.
"Pagi hari buatkan sarapan yang enak. Perlakukan suami
dengan baik dan lembut. Untuk makan siang, buatkan
menu yang lengkap gizinya. Malam harinya sajikan makan
malam yang istimewa. Jaga perasaannya, jangan bebani
dia dengan pekerjaan rumah tangga dan jangan berkeluh
kesah. Jika puan tidak melakukan semua itu, puan akan
kehilangan suami," tambahnya.
Dalam perjalanan pulang, si suami bertanya kepada
isterinya, "Apa kata doktor tentang penyakitku?"
"Kamu akan meninggal..."

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Janji
Pengakuan seorang suami: "Setelah mendengar ceramah
perkahwinan tiga hari yang lalu, saya dan isteri
sepakat memegang janji untuk tidak akan pergi tidur
kalau masih marah. Tapi mungkin kami harus membatalkan
perjanjian itu kerana sudah tiga hari tiga malam kami
tidak tidur....."

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Mr Brown
Suatu ketika ada seorang ingin menelefon Mr. Brown.
Penelefon : Hello, boleh saya bercakap dengan Mr.
Brown?
Penerima : Oh, ini Mr. Black.
Penelefon :Oops Sorry, wrong color!

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Markah Matematik

Seorang murid darjah satu pulang dengan gembira
setelah dia berjaya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian
matematik.
Anak : " Mak! Saya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian
matematik dan kata guru hanya saya saja yang mendapat
10 markah!"
Emak : " Pintar anak mak. Murid yang lain dapat markah
berapa"??
Anak : " Kata guru yang lain mendapat 100 markah".
Erti Sebuah Nama
Seorang anak bertanya pada ayahnya.
Anak : Ayah..kenapa nama kita selalu dikaitkan dengan
sesuatu kejadian yang berlaku?
Ayah: Iya..seperti kakakmu si mawar merah, ibumu
sebelum melahirkan kakakmu meminta bunga mawar yang
berwarna merah. Abangmu juga si kambing putih..Ibumu
minta daging kambing yang berbulu
putih. Mengertikah kamu kondom bocor?

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Berhenti Merokok

"Bolehkah saya minta rokokmu sebatang?" tanya John
pada George.
"Laa.. saya sangka kamu sudah berhenti merokok. Kamu
kan sudah tahu bahawa merokok itu merosak tubuh badan!
Kamu kan sekarang berpenyakit?" kata George.
"Saya memang sedang dalam proses berhenti merokok. Dan
sekarang saya sedang dalam tahap pertama."
"Apa tahap pertama itu?"
"Berhenti membeli rokok!"

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Khidmat Negara

"Saya tidak mungkin dapat sertai Khidmat Negara ! "
kata Hamid seorang pemuda yang enggan masuk kursus
wajib Khidmat Negara.
"Mengapa tidak? " tanya Rekrut yang mendaftarnya.
"Kerana kaki saya yang satu lebih panjang daripada
kaki yang lain. "
"Jangan risau. Di tempat kau akan berkhidmat tanahnya
juga tidak rata. "

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Pesakit Jiwa Yang Resah

Seorang pesakit jiwa mengadu kepada doktor psikiatri
mengenai teman sebiliknya.
"Saya sudah tidak tahan lagi, doktor"
"Kenapa?", tanya doktor dengan ramah.
"Begini doktor. Teman sebilik saya menganggap dirinya
adalah seekor anjing"
"Oh ya? Adakah dia menyalak?"
"Kalau dia menyalak tak jadi masalah. Masalahnya saya
adalah sebatang pohon. Jadi sebentar-sebentar
dikencinginya"

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Pekerjaan Yang Menguntungkan

"Jadi, Udin, kamu pasti ingin menjadi doktor mata
seperti ayahmu bukan?"
"Tidak guru, saya ingin menjadi doktor gigi"
"Doktor gigi? Kenapa? Bukankah doktor mata
pekerjaan yang bagus?"
"Tentu saja. Tapi setiap manusia hanya memiliki 2 mata
sedangkan 32 gigi"

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Cemas

Seorang lelaki mengalami patah tangan ketika jatuh
motor. Isterinya sangat prihatin dan sangat risau lalu
bertanya kepada doktor:
'Tolong doktor, katakanlah sejujurnya. Adakah suami
saya nanti masih dapat mengemop lantai dan mencuci
pinggan?'

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Pelancong Dan Lalat

Seorang pelancong Eropah sedang makan di sebuah kedai
makan. Dia bertanya kepada pemilik kedai tersebut,
"Buat apa menyalakan lilin di siang hari begini?"
"Untuk lalat, tuan" "Wah hebat!! Bangsa anda memang
benar-benar baik hati. Bukan cuma manusia, lalat pun
diberi cahaya sendiri."

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Pasti Dan Mungkin

Seorang anak bertanya kepada ayahnya.
Anak : Ayah, apakah orang cerdas selalu menjawab
dengan kata 'mungkin' sedangkan orang bodoh selalu
menjawab dengan kata 'pasti'?
Ayah : Pasti nak! Eh..mungkin.

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Badak Merah

A: Kenapa badak kukunya berwarna merah?
B: Mmm...apa ya..tak tau...
A: Supaya dapat sembunyi di sebalik pohon epal
B: Ah bohong... mana ada badak boleh sembunyi di balik
pohon epal?
A: Tak pernah lihat,kan? Bererti badak itu berjaya
bersembunyi laa...

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Doktor Oh Doktor

Suatu hari seorang wanita mengunjungi seorang doktor.
Doktor : "Emm..anda sebelum ini dirawat doktor
lain,kan?"
Pesakit : "Iya Doktor."
Doktor : "Sungguh doktor yang bodoh,dia tak mampu
menyembuhkan penyakitmu, keputusan bodoh apa yang ia
katakan kepadamu?"
Pesakit : "Menemui Anda."

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Bermain Muzik

Pesakit: "Doktor, berapa lama tulang saya yang retak
ini akan sembuh ?"
Doktor: "Paling cepat enam minggu lagi "
Pesakit: "Bila saya telah sembuh, adakah saya akan
mampu bermain muzik ? "
Doktor: "Oh .... tentu saja ! "
Pesakit: "Hebat! Padahal sebelum ini saya belum pernah
bermain muzik. "

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Buang Air

Si kecil Bobby didekati oleh penjaga kolam renang di
sebuah kolam renang awam dan berkata, "Kamu tidak
boleh buang air kecil di kolam renang ini! Kalau kamu
masih berbuat demikian, aku akan melaporkan
perbuatanmu ini kepada ayah dan ibumu!"
"Tapi banyak orang yang membuang air kecil di kolam
renang,"
"Mungkin saja iya," kata si penjaga kolam, "tapi tidak
dari papan loncat."

Serasi Bersama

lagu yang paling aku suka dengar sejak dua menjak nie.. dengan melodi yang nice to hear & lirik yang memang best gilerr.. membuatkan everytime aku dengar lagu nie.. aku akan menghayatinya bebetul.. eh.. ehh tetiba bermelodramtik lak.. muahaha.. hahahampesss..

Serasi Bersama

Lyrics Artist: Nurul & Ajai

Semakin hari aku rasalah

Kita macam makin serasi

Kau rasa tak?

Semakin hari semakin serasi

Bagai pagi dengan sinar matahari

Bagai malam dengan kerdipan bintang yang berseri

Terlintas saja hati belum ku luahkan

Kau dah pun tahu bagai tiada lagi rahsia

Antara diri kita berdua

Semakin hari semakin serasi

Bagai gelora dan laut air dan tasik

Tak dicemari bagai puncak dan lembah lereng dan titi

Terguris saja hati belum ku tangis ku

Dah kau belai seperti sakit ku ini

Kau yang terasa jiwa kita serupa

Kita bagai satu permata

Terbelah bercantum semula

Hingga langsung tiada terlihat garisnya

Pemisah halus rambut dibelah halus

Kita bagai satu jiwa

Yang bercerai terpatri kembali

Hingga langsung tiada terlihat lainnya

Di dalam hanya ada kekasih hati

Kekasih hati ku

Far Away Terminal...

if you're frequent traveller, you'll find it quite amusing.. ermmmm..

Story of the 'far, far, away terminal'

Ten years ago in Kuala Lumpur, when you had to fly to a domestic destination, you traveled 30 minutes to Subang Airport, where you left from the 1954-style terminal where you had to go out on the tarmac in the rain and climb up a staircase to get on the plane.

Then, the government built a multi-billion ringgit global hub terminal 75 minutes away from KL with world-class everything. Then, they built a high-speed rail connection so it takes only 30 minutes to get there.

Despite this, the global hub terminal remains a deserted ghost-town with far more gate capacity than flights.

AirAsia then starts up. Everyone can fly and the global hub terminal begins to come to life. So the government decides to build AirAsia far, far away terminal at the other end of the airport, one that replicates the old 1954-style terminal. It doesn't connect to the high-speed train.

Then, almost all domestic flights are shifted over to AirAsia.

So now you have to take a 75 minute bus ride to the far, far away terminal and walk out in the rain and climb the stairs just like back in 1954, while the global hub terminal is once again deserted.

Oh, and if you need to transfer from an overseas flight to a domestic flight, you have to take a half-an-hour bus ride from the global hub terminal to the far, far away terminal.

Is this back to the future or back to the past? Or is it just 'terminal stupidity'?

Thoughts & Quotes

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have

~Zig Ziglar~

happy weekend..

Arrgghhhhh Stressnyerrrr

Memang le aku tengah stress skang nie, tapi masih boleh gelak bila nengok kuceng & aper yang penulis tu perkatakan.. muhahaha.. hahaha.. lagi satu akunyer stress takde le sampai berserambai macam kuceng nie.. (sian kuceng nie, saper le yang mendajalkan dia nih, sampai jadik cam gitu.. hehehe.. hehehe).. dalam erti kata lain stress aku nie normal dan bukan pada tahap kritikal.. masih di tahap selamat..

Kadang-kadang bila kita stress, ada satu perasaan (perasaan jahat sket.. nak kenakan orang).. kalu nengok kuceng nie pun sama.. dia dendiam pi lepaskan bom beracun.. chehhhhh.. maksud aku perasaan cam gini lah.. tapi sebab aku pompan, idok le buat perkara yang tak senonoh tu.. khikhikhi..

Nie pun kelakar gak.. bila dalam keadaan stress, kita akan buat hal sendiri je.. tak suka kacau orang, tapi bila orang kacau kita.. haaaa masa nie le dari seekor kuceng dah perasaan nak jadik singa.. muhahaha.. hahaha.. rasa nak mengaum jerkkk.. sekali mengaum yang keluar bukan suara singa.. tapi meaoowwwwww.. ishkkk..

tak pernah pulak aku minum kopi sampai tak boleh nak tidur.. tapi aku boleh imagine orang stress yang matanya terbutang macam kuceng sekor nie.. tapi aku rasa skang nie orang tak leh tido bukan sebab stress tapi sebab bertenet sampai lewat pagi (aku tau nie sbb aku pun pernah mengalaminya satu ketika dahulu.. huhuhuhu.. lalalalala... )

IMAN SEMUT VS IMAN MANUSIA

Sekadar renungan..

Di zaman Nabi Allah Sulaiman berlaku satu peristiwa, apabila Nabi Allah Sulaiman nampak seekor semut melata di atas batu; lantas Nabi Allah Sulaiman merasa hairan bagaimana semut ini hendak hidup di atas batu yang kering di tengah-tengah padang pasir yang tandus. Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun bertanya kepada semut: " Wahai semut apakah engkau yakin ada makanan cukup untuk kamu".

Semut pun menjawab: "Rezeki di tangan ALLAH, aku percaya rezeki di tangan ALLAH, aku yakin di atas batu kering di padang pasir yang tandus ini ada rezeki untuk ku". Lantas Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun bertanya: " Wahai semut, berapa banyakkah engkau makan? Apakah yang engkau gemar makan? Dan banyak mana engkau makan dalam sebulan?"

Jawab semut: "Aku makan hanya sekadar sebiji gandum sebulan".

Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun mencadangkan: "Kalau kamu makan hanya sebiji gandum sebulan tak payah kamu melata di atas batu, aku boleh tolong".

Nabi Allah Sulaiman pun mengambil satu bekas, dia angkat semut itu dan dimasukkan ke dalam bekas; kemudian Nabi ambil gandum sebiji, dibubuh dalam bekas dan tutup bekas itu. Kemudian Nabi tinggal semut di dalam bekas dengan sebiji gandum selama satu bulan.

Bila cukup satu bulan Nabi Allah Sulaiman lihat gandum sebiji tadi hanya dimakan setengah sahaja oleh semut, lantas Nabi Allah Sulaiman menemplak semut: "Kamu rupanya berbohong pada aku!. Bulan lalu kamu kata kamu makan sebiji gandum sebulan, ini sudah sebulan tapi kamu makan setengah".

Jawab semut: "Aku tidak berbohong, aku tidak berbohong, kalau aku ada di atas batu aku pasti makan apapun sehingga banyaknya sama seperti sebiji gandum sebulan, kerana makanan itu aku cari sendiri dan rezeki itu datangnya daripada Allah dan Allah tidak pernah lupa padaku. Tetapi bila kamu masukkan aku dalam bekas yang tertutup, rezeki aku bergantung pada kamu dan aku tak percaya kepada kamu, sebab itulah aku makan setengah sahaja supaya tahan dua bulan. Aku takut kamu lupa".

Itulah Iman Semut!!

IMAN MANUSIA??

Di zaman Imam Suffian, ada seorang hamba Allah yang kerjanya mengorek kubur orang mati. Kerja korek kubur orang mati bukan kerja orang ganjil. Bila ada orang mati, mayat terpaksa ditanam, oleh itu kubur perlu digali dulu. Tetapi yang ganjil mengenai hamba Allah ini ialah dia tidak gali kubur untuk tanam mayat.

Sebaliknya apabila orang mati sudah ditanam, waris sudah lama balik ke rumah dan Munkar Nakir sudah menyoal, barulah penggali ini datang ke kubur untuk korek balik. Dia nak tengok macam mana rupa mayat setelah di INTERVIEW oleh Munkar Nakir.

Dia korek 1 kubur, 2 kubur, 3 kubur, 10 kubur, 50 kubur sampai 100 kubur. Lepas itu, penggali pergi kepada Imam Suffian dan bertanya kepadanya: "Ya Imam, kenapakah daripada 100 kubur orang Islam yang aku gali, dua sahaja yang mana mayat di dalamnya masih berhadap kiblat. Yang 98 lagi sudah beralih ke belakang?". Jawab Imam Suffian:" Di akhir zaman hanya 2 dari 100 umat Islam yang percaya rezeki itu di tangan Allah. 98 orang lagi tidak percaya bahawa rezeki di tangan Tuhan".

Itulah sebabnya apabila umat Islam tertekan dengan SOGOKAN duit yang banyak, biasanya,iman dia akan beralih. Nyatalah iman semut lebih kuat dari iman manusia.

Kata Saidina Ali kepada Kamil: " ILMU ITU LEBIH BAIK DARIPADA HARTA, ILMU MENJAGA ENGKAU DAN ENGKAU MENJAGA HARTA, ILMU MENJADI HAKIM, HARTA DIHAKIMKAN, HARTA BERKURANGAN APABILA DIBELANJAKAN DAN ILMU BERTAMBAH APABILA DIBELANJAKAN".

do not pray for easy life, pray for the stength to endure a difficult one - Bruce Lee.

Pernah Tak Tengok Scorpion Give Birth???

How did we survive our childhood?!

Take a very short walk through our history. How did we survive our childhood? If you were a kid in the 50's, 60's, 70's or even early 80's ..how did you survive your childhood?

1.- When we were growing up we never wore seatbelts in the car, cars didn't have airbags...

2.- Riding on the back of a pick up truck was an adventure that we still remember!

3.- Our cribs were painted with bright colors (paint which was full of lead)

4.- We didn't have childproof medicine bottles, nor did our parents ever childproof our house.

5.- When we rode our bikes we never wore a helmet.

6.- We would drink water from the faucet or from a hose in the backyard (not bottled water).

7.- We didn't have cell phones , so our parents were never able to reach us (awesome) .

10.- We would get scrapes, bruises, break bones , lose teeth, but we would never sue for these accidents.

11.- We would eat cake, , bread and butter, , drink sugary drinks, and we weren't overweight because we were always outside playing.

12.- Four of us would share a drink, we would all drink from the same bottle and that wasn't gross nor would anyone get sick.

13.- We didn't have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X boxes, video games, cable TV with over 100 channels, VCR's, surround sound , cellular phones , computers , online chatrooms , instead we would have tons of FRIENDS.

16.- Some of us weren't as bright as others but when one would get left back that was no big deal. They would not get taken to a psychologist, nor did they ever suffer from dyslexia, hyperactivity, ADHD, ADD, etc, they would simply repeat the grade until they passed.

7.- We had freedom , mishaps, , successes, , responsibilities, and we would learn to deal with them. The question is...How did we survive? and above all, to become the GREAT people that we are today? . Are you from one of these generations?

If you are, then send this message to others from your same generation or to others who are younger so that they can see how we survived They will probably say that we were very boring, but I believe that we were VERY HAPPY CHILDREN...

Smart Cats...

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "Tsquare, do your stuff." Tsquare pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave ....

New version on why chicken crosss the road...

Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

What The Experts Had To Say...
Kindergarten teacher:Because it wanted to get to the other side.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens ! to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan:I
I forget.

Arthur Andersen (consultant):

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening it dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Dr M:

You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a democratic country; we let our chickens do whatever they want to do... ! as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah:

Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - kabar angina ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...

Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, Itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Dedicated to all mummies

This is specially dedicated to all Mums !!


Just a Mum??

A woman named Emily renewing her driver's license at the Transport office was asked by the clerk to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself.

"What I mean is," explained the clerk, "do you have a job, or are you just a ......?
"Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a Mum."
"We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation...... 'Housewife' covers it," said the clerk emphatically.

I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our local police station. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar."

"What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it, I do not know... The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, pen frozen in midair, and looked up as though she had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly, emphasizing the most significant words.

Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire! "Might I ask," said the clerk with new interest, "just what you do in your field?"

Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, "I have a continuing programmed of research, (what mother doesn't), in the laboratory and in the field, (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working for my Masters, (the whole bloody family), and already have four credits, (all daughters). Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities, (any mother care to disagree.?) and I often work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it). But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just money."

There was an increasing note of respect in the girl's voice as she completed the form, stood up, and personally ushered me to the door.

When I got home, buoyed up by my glamorous new career, I was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 10, 7, and 3. Upstairs, I could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby), in the child-development programmed, testing out a new vocal pattern. I felt I had triumphed over bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind than "just another Mum."

Motherhood.....What a glorious career! Especially when there's a title on the door. Does this make grandmothers "Senior Research Associates in the field of Child Development and Human Relations”, and great grandmothers "Executive Senior Research Associates"??? I think

Kenapa Tak Ada Increment

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

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Untung baby tu, kira macam lahir bukan atas duit lagi.. lahir atas emas, intan permata, berlian & yg sewaktu dengannya ler.. tapi apo nak dikato.. tak orang.. tak kite.. dok gitu.. hehehehe.. hehehehe

part nie tak leh tahan nengok... satu bilik diperbuat dari emas agaknya.. berkilauan & bergermelapan gitu..

Nice Picture

Baby Mood - so cute

Thursday Joke

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One day in the Garden of Eden...
Eve: Adam, do you really love me?
Adam: no, not really.
Eve: WHAT?! Then why did you make love to me??
Adam: HELLO?!? as if I had a choice!

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Types of couple:
boy handsome + girl pretty = made in heaven
boy handsome + girl ugly = true love
boy ugly + girl pretty = expert in courting
boy ugly + girl ugly = no choice

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Surgery Terms:
Removal of Apendix - Apendectomy
Removal of breast - Mastectomy
Removal of virginity – Giveitomebaby

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Movie title corruptions:
I Know Who You Did Last Summer;
I Still Know Who You did Last Summer;
Shaving Ryan's Private;
A Boobs Life;
Wet Dreams May Come..

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Court Scene:
1st Lawyer: You're a fool!
2nd Lawyer: You're a damn fool!
Judge: As the lawyers have now properly identified each other,
can we now proceed with the case?

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Doctor to a Mental patient:
We are going to release you for saving your friend
from drowning. The only thing is he hung himself in the toilet.
Patient: He didn't hang himself; I left him there to dry!

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Q: What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, its Sociology!

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Attitude 3

RAHSIA DIRI ADA PADA HARI DILAHIRKAN? [sekadar pembacaan sahaja ]

1hb. Kamu seorang yang tidak tetap pendirian terutamanya dalam soal cinta. Kadangkala pilihan yang kamu buat itu bukanlah yang terbaik. Sebab itu cinta kamu mudah beralih arah bila terasa tidak wujud keserasian.

2hb. Berbeza dengan mereka yang dilahirkan pada 1hb, kamu yang dilahirkan pada tanggal 2hb cukup tegas orangnya dan keputusan kamu sukar digugat termasuklah soal cinta. Sekali kamu mengatakan tidak, tiada siapa yang mampu mengubahnya.

3hb. Kamu seorang yang cukup bersemangat dalam menjalani kehidupan. Kamu memerlukan cinta dalam hidup namun sikap kamu yang seolah tak endah dan sukar untuk meluahkan apa yang kamu rasa membuatkan kamu segan untuk didekati.

4hb. Dikatakan kamu yang dilahirkan pada 4hb ini terlalu suka mengikut perasaan dan kata hati. Sebab itulah tidak hairan bila kamu sering tersilap membuat keputusan yang kadangkala kamu sendiri kesali. Selalu saja cinta kamu hinggap pada tempat yang salah.

5hb. Awas! Kawal perasaan cemburu yang kamu miliki itu kerana ia boleh memburukkan diri kamu sendiri. Namun kebaikan kamu, bersifat pelindung kepada orang-orang yang kamu sayangi.

6hb. Kamu disukai ramai kerana personaliti kamu yang cukup menarik hati.Tidak hairanlah bila ramai yang cuba menawan hati kamu. Walau bagaimanapun, bagi kamu banyak lagi perkara penting selain cinta.

7hb. Kamu seorang yang 'happy go lucky' dan gemar berseronok. Namun sikap kamu yang agak berhati-hati dalam memilih teman membataskan pergaulan kamu. Begitu juga soal percintaan. Kamu ni pemilih sangat!

8hb. Kamu seorang yang romantis. Wah! beruntungnya siapa yang menjadi pasangan kamu nanti. Namun kamu mementingkan cinta sejati bukannya nafsu semata-mata saja!

9hb. Nampaknya kamu ni seorang yang amat menjaga personaliti dan keterampilan diri di mata orang ramai. "Maintain vouge" memanjang! Dalam soal cinta, sudah tentu kamu ingin yang 'setaraf' juga.

10hb. Kamu yang dilahirkan pada tarikh ini seorang yang sangat mementingkan keluarga daripada segala-galanya di dunia ini. Kamu gembira dalam keriuhan keluarga yang besar. Namun sikap ini kadangkala membuatkan buah hati terasa diri terpinggir!

11hb. Nampaknya kamu ni seorang yang amat berdisiplin dalam mengatur kehidupan kamu seharian. Sebab itulah kamu juga mengharap si dia juga bersikap demikian. Namun, tidakkah kamu terfikir, kadangkala hidup ini terasa boring bila terlalu mengikut peraturan??

12hb. Kamu seorang yang setia dalam perhubungan. Sekali kamu memberikan komitmen, selamanya kamu akan setia. Namun jangan tak tahu, ramai yang masih menaruh minat padamu walaupun tahu kamu sudahpun berpunya!!

13hb. Kamu seorang yang sering berfikir ke arah yang positif sahaja. Sebab itulah kamu disukai ramai. Namun dalam masa yang sama, kamu sering tunduk dan tidak tahan dengan tekanan! Dari segi hubungan cinta, kamu amat pandai menjaga perhubungan.

14hb. Hebat! Bagi kamu, karier/pelajaran adalah segalanya dalam hidup. Sebab itulah kamu tidak menerima mana-mana huluran cinta daripada sesiapa. Cinta dan perkahwinan adalah perkara terakhir dalam senarai hidup kamu!!

15hb. Kamu yang dilahirkan pada tarikh ini suka mengubah keputusan kamu secara tiba2. Namun apabila kamu membuat keputusan, kamu akan terus bertindak. Punca pergaduhan antara kamu dan si dia, sikap kamu ini yang suka membuat tindakan 'last minutes'.

16hb. Kamu ini seorang yang moody rupanya....Sekejap mood kamu okay dan sekejap pula kamu marah2. Ini membuatkan tekanan dan si dia boring dengan sikap kamu itu. Cuba kawal sikit.

17hb. Kamu lebih suka menjaga hati orang lain berbanding hati kamu sendiri. Namun sikap penting yang kamu tonjolkan membuatkan orang tidak tahu perasaan sebenar kamu.

18hb. Kamu ni sangat perahsia orangnya lebih2 lagi soal perasaan dan cinta. Kamu lebih suka memendam perasaan hingga mendatangkan tekanan pada diri kamu. Dalam perhubungan cinta, mereka sukar untuk melafazkan kata sayang.

19hb. Kamu bersikap berhati-hati dalam setiap apa yang kamu lakukan termasuklah menjalinkan perhubungan cinta. Biasanya kamu lebih suka mulakan dengan persahabatan sebelum menjadi serius.

20hb. Kamu ini terlalu banyak permintaan. Ada saja yang kamu inginkan. Sebab itulah sering timbul pergaduhan dengan si dia bila kamu asyik minta itu dan ini. Kamu sepatutnya tengok dulu kemampuan si dia!!!

21hb. Sikap kamu yang cool, tenang dan seolah tak kisah membuatkan orang lain 'ambil mudah' terhadap diri kamu. Begitu juga si dia. Lebih baik kamu berterus-terang jika ada perbuatan si dia yang kamu tidak suka sebelum terlambat.

22hb. Kamu yang lahir pada tanggal ini seorang yang amat bercita-cita tinggi dan mempunyai impian hidup sendiri. Dalam soal cinta, kamu akan memilih seseorang yang kamu akan rasa' selamat' bila berada di sampingnya.

23hb. Sikap kamu yang kelakar dan riang membuatkan orang suka mendampingi kamu. Malangnya kamu sering terasa bosan bila berada di samping teman2 dan sidia. Jangan begitu, kadangkala kita perlu serius dalam hidup.

24hb. Kamu seorang yang mementingkan diri sendiri. Dalam perhubungan cinta, kamu terlalu takut dilukai hingga membuatkan kamu bersifat menggongkong si dia.

25hb. Bila menyentuh soal cinta, kamu sukar mempercayai lelaki/perempuan yang bagi pendapat kamu ramai yang lebih suka mempermainkan kaum sejenis kamu. Kalau tak mencuba, bagaimana nak taukan??

26hb. Kamu harus ubah sikap kamu ini yang dikatakan tidak serius dalam perhubungan yang dijalinkan. Malah kamu lebih mentingkan keseronokan saja!!!!

27hb. Kamu sukar untuk menaruh kepercayaan kepada orang lain walaupun kekasih kamu sendiri. Tak baik wasangka !!!!

28hb. Kamu suka diri kamu menjadi perhatian ramai dikalangan teman2. Namun kadangkala di dalam keghairahan bila menjadi tumpuan, kamu meminggirkan sidia tanpa disedari.

29hb. Kamu tidak akan menjalinkan sebarang komitmen dengan sesiapa saja selagi kamu tidak puas hati dengan apa yang kamu miliki.

30hb. Kamu seorang yang keras kepala. Ini juga punca pergaduhan kamu dengan si dia kerana kamu sukar untuk beralah!!!!

31hb. Terlalu banyak yang kamu impikan dalam hidup.Jangan begitu, hargai apa yang kamu miliki sekarang termasuk si dia yang setia!!!!

Attitude 2

Just something to reflect on…

Description:
The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship. These are just three little BUT VERY POWERFUL words!!!


I'll Be There
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we're truly present for other people, important things happen to them & us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.


I Miss You
Perhaps more marriages could be saved & strengthened if couples simply & sincerely say to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired & loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."


I Respect You / I Trust You
Respect and trust is another way of showing love. It conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds & become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships.


Maybe You're Right
This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side to "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting maybe "I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have a heated argument with someone, all you do is cement the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not change their stance and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to further explore the subject, in which you may then have the opportunity to get your view across in a more rational manner?


Please Forgive Me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.


I Thank You
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

Count On Me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."


Let Me Help
The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.


I Understand You
People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so many little ways that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing relationship. This applies to any relationship.


Go For It
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how weird they seem to you. Everyone has dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."


I Love You
Perhaps this is the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to feel belong, appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all of us need to hear those three little words "I love you."