Husband & Wife Story

The stories are short but very humorous ! Enjoy!


Husband & Wife - Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want
to divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied,
"Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know?
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."



Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month
after I die I want you to marry Samy." " Samy! But he is your enemy! "
"Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now”



Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
"The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."



Husband & Wife - Why?

"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd
be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in
another man's arms. "Why, Dad? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a
few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."



Husband & Wife - Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after
ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers
and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor
"You're still getting the same service!"



Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband

One woman told another: "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her
husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward;
but have I ever said anything bad about him?"



Husband & Wife - Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next
door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He
kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would
love to. "Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."



Husband & Wife - No Answer Back

A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she
starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody
dares answer her." One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry,
what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the
windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer
back.



Husband & Wife - Come Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always
came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my
advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband
came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I
called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him!"
asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbor said, "You see, his name
is Bill."



Husband & Wife - Problem Father

"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He
replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.