Muslim Jokes

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have
some fun, started talking loudly.
"My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to
go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but
I refused...WAY too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact
that there were so many Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from
them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The Muslim couple glanced over their shoulders, noticeably irritated.
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll
never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around. "Why don't you go to Hell?" he
asked. "I hear there won't be very many Muslims THERE!"

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Three imams were walking down a street talking, when a very beautiful young
muslimah walked past. They all turned their gaze to the floor as she walked
past.
The first one slowly shook his head and said: "mashallah, mashallah.."
The second one also shook his head and said: "subhanallah, subhanallah.."
The third one look towards the sky and said:" INSYALLAH, INSYALLAH!!"

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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an
American man catches her, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll
do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming..........................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says,
"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of
those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh
thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirullah!" and he drops her.