Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Excellent JigSaw

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.


She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster".

He then takes her hand and says patiently, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then... he said with a deep sigh ...

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
ader ke dumb blonde skang nie??? kalau ada lah sungguh menyedihkan.. tapi so far.. tak jumpa lagi yang really dumb macam citer kat atas tu.. hehehe.. hehehe

5 comments:

Masy said...

ni bukan dumb lg ni kak..ni da benak tahap gaban neh..uhuahauhauhua

NBK466 said...

Tul ckp masy tuh.. Tapi kesian blondie2 mat salleh nie kan.. org dah cop dumb.

Ayu said...

hahaha acik.. ni bukan dumb lagik.. dumb and dumber pon bukan hahahahaha.. ni dah tahap ngok giler! hahahahaha
anak buah sy pon tau kotak corn flakes tuh isinya utk di makan hahahahahha

acik ila said...

masy, nbk & ayu:

itu le memang le bengap pompan jenis cam gini.. mungkin dia tak pernah makan cornflakes atau dia tak pernah nengok bentuk puzzle.. entah le.. kalau betul lah ader orang macam nie.. berenti la jadik manusia.. muahahaha.. hahaha

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