Monday, March 20, 2006

The Husband Store!


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! (Mild jangan gelak kuat sangat ya :>)

9 comments:

Kak Lady said...

heheheh...kak lady pun dpt email ni jugak...ade-ade je diorang ni...

Moral of the story...kita ni manusia memang tak pernah puas dengan apa yang kita dpt...asyik nak mencari yang lebih baik walaupun yang kita dpt tu adalah yang terbaik...

Tapi...itu bukan hanya pada wanita aje...orang lelaki pun sama jugak...kalau tak takkan le ramai yang lelaki kahwin lebih dari 1

acik ila said...

orang lelaki nie lain, agaknya kalau ada Wife Store dorang borong semua, tak payah nak naik2 tangga.. tu pasal kebanyakkan lelaki rambang mata :D..

pendapat aje.. dan tak semua lelaki macam gitu pun..:P

NBK466 said...

He..he...he... Nice One... Alah..rasanya lelaki pun sama gak...kot...

tee said...

;) ;) ;) ...

MiLd said...
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MiLd said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA... Nice post!!! But mana awak tahu saya akan gelak kuat???? LOL!

acik ila said...

hi nbk466, selalu gak nengok id nie kat blog kak sya ngan kak lady.. salam blogger.. :D

acik ila said...

dah agak dah mild akan gelak kuat2.. :>.. kan betul tu :P:P:P

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! » » »