Friday, March 17, 2006

Word Of Wisdom

Something for you to think & laugh..........

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a
while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually
enjoying it.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he
is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
t is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative
problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's

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